"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.
President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then?
IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM
i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell
*doesn’t have internet access for a week*
can someone put Joan rivers in a nursing home already
thug life? more like hug life. come here